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Old floozy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 456 Floozy)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance
Another year of dealing Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 520)
A rainbow birthday card with a smiling 1970s woman with large sunglasses surrounded by curvy white text above her that reads Happy Birthday sugar tits
Sugar tits Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 529)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older woman in a blouse against a deep pink background. White and light pink text above her reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 524)
A black Birthday card with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Shakespeare Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 87)
A funny birthday card with retro picture of a young girl with a sundae
Today Is All About You Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 409)
A Christmas card with an illustration of the three kings visiting Jesus in his stable. One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas
Jesus presents Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 328)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling group of senior citizens in the sun. White text above them reads You know you're old when all your friends smell of piss
You know you're old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 489)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple
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Hello! Yes You! Card
£2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach
Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 293)
A rude greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud
To a Special C**t Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 283)
A birthday card with with a very moody looking cat sat spreadeagled on a sofa
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 216)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly lady in a bright red jacket and big sunglasses
Never act your age female Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 509)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a family out carol singing
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I Need Alcohol Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 258)
A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera
Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 314)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas being surrounded by dancing young children
Fuck Off Santa Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 244)
I've Spotted Some Cock Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 180)
A funny greeting card with a picture of a smiling man in glasses
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Older And Still No Wiser Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 337)
A Christmas card with a 1970s festive scene of a decorated lounge
To a Special Cunt this Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 01)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 46)
A birthday card with a picture of a woman twirling her big skirt exposing her thighs
Go On, Flash Your Gusset Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 148)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase
Magnificent Bastard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 455)
Jesus Out Of My Way Bitches Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 101)
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Top of the List Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 178)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera
Old Slapper Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 456)
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No Really... I Don't a Shit Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 250)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly woman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
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Have a fall female Card
£2.75 GBP
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of two men drinking alcohol
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It's Christmas. Time To Get Wasted On Jagerbombs Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXX 09)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two well dressed women sitting on a sofa. One in a blue dress says I love that we laugh at the same jokes, make fun of the same people and are both fabulous bitches
Laugh at the same jokes Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 217)
A birthday card with a retro of two child twins in identical red dresses running out of their suburban house
Let's go fuck some shit up Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 503)
A black greeting card featuring a picture of the Mona Lisa. She's saying Everything is so expensive and you can never get an appointment with your doctor
The moaning Lisa Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 142)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Joseph and Mary cradling baby Jesus in a stable
Shit Himself Again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 280)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro image of a stylish 1960s young woman holding a cocktail glass to her face. She's saying I'm up to my tits in gin
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Up to my tits in gin Card
£2.75 GBP
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red shirt and beehive hair
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Today Is A Lovely Day Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 357)
A funny and rude text based birthday card featuring the word wankybollocks
Happy wankybollocks Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 05)
A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns
Happy birthday dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 216)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling older man in a suit against a blue background. White and light blue text above him reads Welcome to middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot
Welcome to middle age male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 523)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker
Shut Up Liver You're Fine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 339)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling dog and miserable cat
Difference between dogs and cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 300)
A Christmas card with a retro photo of Father Christmas holding a big sack of toys
Sucking Santa Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 20)
A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Cards
£2.75 GBP (DMA 303)
A funny text based greeting card about how you hang your loo roll
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Two types of people Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a vintage picture of four smiling wholesome looking women looking off camera
Gossip and alcohol Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 460)
You Old Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 35)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas waving from his sleigh
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Just Off Down The Pub Cards
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 272)
A Christmas card with a jolly red Santa Claus against a blue background with snowflakes.
Season of Goodwill Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 22)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas partially obscured by the text Merry fucking cunty bollocks
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 12)
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You Put WHAT In Your Mouth...? Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 93)
A greeting card with a glamorous looking woman in a orange dress
Too Fabulous To Give a Fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 399)
A birthday card with a smartly dressed businessman looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Big Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 295)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a female elf with a long list looking to camera
You're On The Cunt List Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 06)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling retro woman holding a glass of wine
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My Favourite Food Group Is Wine Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 333)
A bold pink card with the words Have a totes amaze balls birthday
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSS 02)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman wrapping Christmas presents
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I've Worked Out What To Get You For Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 220)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man whispering into a woman's ear
Whisper something sexy Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 226)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus and Mary cradling baby Jesus in the stable
Let's Call Him Wayne Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 194)
A funny birthday card with a big tanker on the front
Your Gin Delivery Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 335)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents
It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 327)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus sitting down holding a smiling baby in a mini father Christmas outfit
Shit yourself Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 321)
A Christmas card with a 1950s illustration of a glamorous woman drinking from a cocktail glass
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This Christmas It's Time For Champagne Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXX 22)
A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses
Grown Into A Great Man Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 435)
A greeting card with a colourful picture of five cats lying on a red floor against a blue background
Swearing cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 241)
A birthday card with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 474)
A birthday card with a smiling young man in a 1970s white tuxedo
Even Wankers Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 397)
A Christmas card with a 1950s illustration of Father Christmas being hugged by two women
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You Want To Be On My Naughty List? Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 210)
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I Used To Believe In True Love Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMZ 109)
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I Used To Have My Sanity Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 127)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a suave gentleman lying down on the floor
Save 82%
Totes Masc Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 343)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling man holding a sing that reads When people say i should enjoy Christmas i simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
I should enjoy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 334)
A funny greeting card with a photo of old people in a swimming pool
Hands up in the pool Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 450)
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Working From Home Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 09)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a miserable looking old man in a suit
Shit Myself With Excitement Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 355)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman carrying lots of presents. Green, red and white rounded text beside her reads Merry Christmas from probably the most amazing person you'll ever know
Most amazing person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 330)
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Peace, Love, Joy - And Wine Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A brilliant white card with the word ‘A smile a day keeps the wankers away’ in capitalised, chunky black font. The word ‘Wankers’ is in capitalised, pastel rainbow font.
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A Smile A Day Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (BOC 04)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads This is the shittest card you'll get
Shittest card you'll get Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 118)
A bright pink birthday card with the words It’s like totally your birthday innit in capitalised black, white and yellow chunky font
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It's Like Totally Your Birthday Innit Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSS 71)
A Christmas card with a picture of two kittens by a christmas stocking. Rounded white text above and beside reads Merry Christmas We've done a poo in your shoe
Poo in your shoe Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 324)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of two middle aged women close together looking into the distance. One is saying What age are you pretending to be this Birthday?
What age are you pretending to be Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 245)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling elderly woman posing on a surfboard on the shoreside of a sunny beach
Old enough to know better Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 501)
A birthday card with a vintage photo of a glamorous dressed woman in a pink hat and holding her coat
Do I look like I fly economy? Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 498)
A deep red birthday card with black text in a white box at the top that reads May your birthday be blissfully free of
Blissfully free of Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 119)
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You're On My To Do List Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 186)
Word search Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 67)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of a smiling woman and a big pile of presents
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Merry Christmas Meltdown Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXX 15)
Hope Your Birthday isn't Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 10)
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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMZ 104)
A funny birthday card with Boris Johnson being completely clueless
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 401)
A Christmas card with a close up picture of robin on a bough of holly. Red and green curved text above reads Here's a festive robin in the snow. What more do you want?
Robin in the snow Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 332)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk
Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 163)
A birthday card with smart black text in a white circle surrounded by a pink floral print that reads I try not to swear but sometimes I cunt help myself.
I try not to swear Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 122)
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Bernard And His Bitches Fridge Magnet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 01)
A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other
8 out of 10 Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 402)
A colourful birthday card reads You'll always be older than me
You'll always be older than me Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 12)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling chef wearing a big white chefs hat
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Cards
£2.75 GBP (DMX 253)
You Vile Old Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 133)
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Men Should Never Be Allowed To Buy Their Own Clothes Magnet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 03)
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Mum, Thanks For Putting Up With All Of Our Shit Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 173)
A rude Christmas Card with a miserable looking man
Oh Look It's Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 269)
A birthday card featuring a vintage photo of a moody looking old man in a smart suit pointing to camera. White rounded lower case text above him reads Here's your annual reminder that you're still a grumpy old git
Grumpy Old Git Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 486)
A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging
May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 190)
A Funny Greeting Card about never trusting a fart
Never Completely Trust A Fart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 143)
You're a Rude, Sarcastic, Evil Bitch Cards
£2.75 GBP (DMU 121)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 519)
A greeting card with a 1970s picture of a smiling woman holding a tiny present
Happy Birthday You Old Slutbag Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 142)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas superimposed onto a festive bauble
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 03)
A birthday card with a picture of an aloof looking white cat staring to camera. Orange and text above reads Happy Birthday human from your feline overlords
Feline overlords Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 516)
A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles
Happy Birthday from the Dog Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 469)
A dark pink greeting card with just the words Nosey Cunt written in very small capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 75)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 73)
Have a Fucking Happy Fucking Birthday You Fucker Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 09)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of an excited woman bursting through a ripped wall of red paper. White text above and below her reads Did someone say pigs in blankets?</
Pigs in blankets Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 338)
A birthday card featuring a woman in a glamourous gold dress holding a cocktail glass up in the air. Pastel blue, yellow and pink text above reads Friends that drink together stay together
Friends that drink together Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 487)
A baby pink card with a vintage style drawing of an excited woman popping her head onto the card
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I Know You Would Love A Bottle Of Wine Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DME 48)
A greeting card with a dull picture of avocados
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You Enjoy Your Avocado Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 323)
A birthday card with a 1960s dejected looking old man on the front against a purple background
Don't stress about old age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 537)
A Christmas card with a festive picture of a miserable looking cat wearing a santa hat and red booties
Festive AF Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 263)
Couples That Fart Together Stay Together Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 89)
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I Deserve A Bloody Medal Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A burgundy retro-style greeting card with a woman looking hopefully up at a man that she has her arms around
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You Don't Need To Remind Me Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 134)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a young girl standing a t a small blackboard on an easel
Merry Christmas Bum Face Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 283)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of four young carol singers. They are collectively saying Merry Christmas dickhead
Merry Christmas dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 329)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Santa Claus pointing to camera
Magnificent bastard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 325)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Santa Claus sitting down with his arms behind his head
Santa's Coming Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 189)
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And The Main News Tonight You're Getting Wasted! Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 88)
A plain white Christmas card with bold red, green and black capitalised text that reads Merry Christmas Let's go wild and put the heating on
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Merry Christmas Let's Go Wild
£2.75 GBP
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers
As far from my family as possible Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 337)
A bright yellow birthday card featuring a trendy elderly man in a hawaiian shirt and big sunglasses
Never act your age Male Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 510)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a surprised looking woman with black hair and round glasses looking to camera
Lying about your age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 479)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the words Merry Fucking Christmas repeated in white, red and green text against a black background
Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 64)
A birthday card with a 1950s picture of an excited elderly woman. Bold white and yellow rounded text above her reads Happy birthday saggy tits
Happy birthday saggy tits
£2.75 GBP (DMA 532)
A bold black Christmas card featuring simple white, red and green text in the middle that reads I never knew they made Christmas cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 108)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of Father Christmas sitting at his desk
Too Much Wanking Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 137)
A bright red Christmas badge covered with white snowflakes. Red and Green alternating text in a two white boxes reads Tinsel Tits
Tinsel Tits Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 122)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated patter of Ho Fucking Ho in green and red circles repeated
Ho Fucking Ho Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 59)
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 07)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Eat Drink And Be Merry Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 01)
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Office Slut Fridge Magnet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 39)
Abirthday card with a photo of a 1960s camply dressed man
Hope Your Birthday Is As Gay As You Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 220)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman looking into the distance dressed as a festive elf
That look you give Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 311)
A birthday card from one dickhead to another
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One Huge Dickhead To Another Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 405)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling woman eating a sundae
You've Finally Reached That Age Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 434)
A greeting card with a 1960s photo of a serious looking older man in deep thought
Same age as old people Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 239)
A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel
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I Care About Your Stupid Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 364)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sarcastic looking woman in a lime green dress
Rancid Old Queen Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 353)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a sad looking puppy in front of a 1960s Christmas tree
Same Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 270)
A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed in a santa outfit
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give A Fuck About Your Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 213)
Festive wrapping paper with vintage style drawings of Christmassy things such as Santa, children singing carols, snowmen, a bell and a cat playing with decorations
Vintage Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 21)
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Bro Do You Even Lift Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 113)
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Queen Of The Fucking Universe Picture Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 36)
A vibrant pink birthday card with a retro style drawing of a grinning woman holding up a cup of coffee
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Coffee Slut Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DME 58)
Santa Thinks You're a Cunt Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 220)
A funny birthday card with a picture of a happy dog and rude cat
Difference Between Dogs and Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 433)
A plain black birthday card with simple capitalised white and brown text in the middle that reads Happy birthday to poo
Happy birthday to poo Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 135)
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Happy Wine Day Mothers Day Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (MUM 22)
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Make Birthdays Great Again Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 167)
A Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a small girl holding presents
These are mine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 302)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas sitting down in his chair looking to camera
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 252)
A birthday card with retro picture of a smiling elderly couple looking into the distance
Socially acceptable Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 471)
A greeting card with a with a picture of two smart looking women in blue dresses
You're My Best Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 297)
A funny rude birthday card featuring an ecstatic woman looking upwards at text that reads And so begins another glorious year of not giving a single fuck
And begins another year Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 552)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamourous woman in a fur coat against a red background holding a cocktail glass
Mostly gin Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 317)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of festive cats surrounded by lots of Christmas paraphernalia
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All I Want For Christmas Is Cats Card
£2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a vintage style picture of a woman looking at a greetings card in a shop
Finally A Card That Doesn't Have Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 44)
A dark pink coaster, with the words I totally deserve this drink
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I Totally Deserve This Drink Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 69)
A birthday card with a picture of an elderly gentleman lying at the foot of a set of stairs
Have a fall Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 490)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man in a fedora hat looking into the distance. He exclaims I've still got it! I just can't remember where I put it
I've still got it Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 247)
A birthday card with a retro style colour photo of two men sat awkwardly on a bench wearing very similar clothing
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The Blind Date Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMZ 34)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a brown dog in a green Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a red backdrop
Merry Christmas from the dog Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 308)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a precocious young girl holding a doll
All About You Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 291)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus holding his hands up and surrounded by loving disciples
It's My Birthday And I Want A Pony! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 179)
Red Christmas wrapping paper with white circles that have a drawing of Santa pointing and the words ‘Santa thinks you’re a cunt’ in capitalised red font going around the edge of the circle. This repeats across the entire paper
Santa Thinks You're A Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 38)
A birthday card with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background. Rounded blue, pink and purple text above reads Happy Whatever
Happy whatever Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 134)
A Christmas card featuring a historical painting of Jesus and his disciples at the last supper
Water into mulled wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 313)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Let’s get wasted on cocktails!’
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Let's Get Wasted On Cocktails Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 99)
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When In Doubt Brew Up Fridge Magnet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 65)
A red and green striped Christmas badge with bold white text in the middle reading I'm on Santa's cunt list
Santa's cunt list Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 311)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling old lady in yellow blouse. Pink and yellow rounded text reads Happy Birthday
From one old tart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 495)
A birthday card with a picture of a 1980s woman holding a glass of wine
Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 301)
A purple birthday card with the words Look who’s all grown up!
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Look Who's All Grown Up! Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSS 77)
A Christmas Card featuring a picture of Jesus wishing himself happy birthday
Jesus happy birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 301)
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Wine Wine Wine All Mine Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 98)
A purple coaster with the words Keep calm and have a stiff one
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Keep Calm And Have A Stiff One Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 29)
You're still alive Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 530)
A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle
Happy Birthday from the Cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 470)
A jet black card with the words ‘Congratulations I heard it was world fuckwit day #worldfuckwitday’ in capitalised, chunky pink, white and blue font.
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World Fuckwit Day Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (BOC 08)
A simple orange birthday card with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 103)
A bold pink greeting card, with the words Good luck! And don’t fuck it up
Good Luck And Don't Fuck It Up Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 80)
A greeting card with a young adult male in a stripy shirt smiling at the camera
You're Also A Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 382)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a young girl blowing out candles against a background of balloons
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Birthday On Fleek Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 329)
A Fathers Day card featuring a retro image of an astronaut
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Dad You're Out Of This World Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 280)
A Christmas card asking what your elf name is
Elf Name Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 45)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young woman in a green top looking to camera. White text above her reads I bought you wine for Christmas but I drank it
I bought you wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 335)
A Christmas card with a painting of Jesus, Mary and Joseph riding into Bethlehem of a donkey
Jesus, Mary and Joseph Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 307)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a smiling young woman holding Christmas presents
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Someone Gives A Toss About Your Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 197)
Just Let Me File This Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 165)
A Christmas badge with a picture a of festive wreath overlaid with rounded white text that reads Christmas Wanker
Christmas Wanker Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 313)
A black birthday card featuring pastel multicoloured text that reads Another fucking birthday
Another fucking birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 139)
A light blue thank you card with the words Cheers ears!
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Cheers Ears! Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DRO 21)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a smiling precocious ginger haired child holding a large Christmas present
You little shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 336)
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Totes Amazeballs Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 GBP £4.25 GBP (DMW 24)
A white coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a fancy dress flashing her underwear
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Go On Flash Your Gusset Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 86)
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Minge Fanny? Card
£2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 393)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man looking at a pint of beer
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Beer I Love You! Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 240)
A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne
Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 01)
Favourite swear word Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 49)
A Christmas card with an 80s picture of an old couple smiling as they open a Christmas card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 310)
A rude Christmas Card with a kitsch piture of a miserable looking cat
It's that Christmas again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 294)
A red and white stiped Christmas badge with white and greed slanted text reading Ho fucking Ho
Ho fucking ho Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 312)
A Christmas card with a picture of a miserable looking white cat against a red background
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Christmas Cat Says Card
£2.75 GBP
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So This Is The New Normal Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 195)
A pink greetings card with a vintage style drawing of a mum and her son and daughter
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Mum, You're Amazing. Now Whens Dinner Ready Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a kitsch photo of two cats surrounded by sunflowers looking at the camera. Yellow and white text above them reads Happy Birthday We've just done a poo in your shoe
Cats done a poo in your shoe Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 500)
A funny Birthday card about your back playing up
Born to Be Wild Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 394)
A birthday card with a vintage picture of a young woman in a fancy dress and wearing a party hat blowing on a birthday cake candles whilst surrounded by balloons and streamers
Calories don't count Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 493)
Bubbles Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 12)
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The World is your oyster Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMS 07)
A greeting card with a photo of young girl dressed up like a southern belle
Stay Classy Stay Sassy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 418)
A Christmas card colourful picture of a frowning cat in a red Christmas jumper wearing christmas tree festive glasses against a green backdrop
Merry Christmas from the cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 309)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of Father Christmas sitting down writing with a quill pen
Merry Cunting Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 07)
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I Love Bacon. And You Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP
We're Pretty Special Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 177)
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That's Right, I'm Pissed Fridge Magnet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 83)
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Keep Calm And Carry On Fridge Magnet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 42)
A birthday card featuring a retro photo of a young girl with her hands to her mouth shouting. Bold pastel coloured rounded text above reads Birthday bum face
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Bum Face Card
£2.75 GBP
A funny Fathers Day card about flatulence
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Flatulent Dad Alert! Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DAD 19)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a blue sweater talking on the phone. She is saying Hello, yes... I couldn't give a fuck. Bye!
I couldn't give a fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 246)
A dark blue birthday card with the words Happy birthday geek
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Happy Birthday Geek Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSS 72)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a woman with a telephone headset surrounded by snowflakes
Your Christmas is important Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 326)
A Christmas card with a 1980s picture of serious looking Santa sitting on a chair holding a present
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Nothing For You! I've Seen Your Snapchat Nudes Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 241)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother and her young son sitting by a christmas tree
What Are You Getting This Christmas Mummy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 193)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson surrounded by snowflakes
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Clueless Boris Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 11)
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I Love Gays Keyring
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 16)
A greeting card with a man holding a placard reading I love anal
I Love Anal Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 278)
A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 247)
A Christmas wrapping paper with the repeated picture of Jesus standing up surrounded by his followers and he says It's my birthday and I want a pony
I Want a Pony Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 63)
A bright pink card with the words Happy bday mum in capitalised yellow, white and green chunky font
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Happy Bday Mum Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSS 55)
A blue Christmas card with a picture of a smiling Father Christmas looking at the camera and holding a big read sack
Huge package Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 319)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a glamorous woman in front of a green background with snowflakes
Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 250)
Christmas wrapping paper featuring a repeated pattern of vintage Christmas images including snowmen, trees, choir boys and angels
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Vintage festive motifs Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP
Happy Birthday You Old Fucker Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 61)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a doctor and nurse chatting to a middle aged lady in her hospital bed
Doctor my back aches Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 229)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame
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Hip Hip Replacement Woman Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background
Birthday Cat Says Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 362)
A bold white birthday card with dark red and black text that reads The three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. My back aches 3. Death
Stages of Life Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 97)
A white birthday card edged by multicoloured circles
Like a piece of folded card Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 18)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a family in front of a Christmas tree
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Selfish, Ungrateful Family Cards
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 276)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man looking over the rim of his glasses against a dark red background. Slanted bold white text above reads I've just spotted a huge twat
Huge twat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 526)
A birthday card featuring a retro woman who's run out of wine
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I've Ran Out Of Wine Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 403)
I Love You You Big Cunt
£2.75 GBP (DMA 374)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a blank faced smiling man
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Smile, If You're A Knob Cards
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 326)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a man in a dinner jacket standing up looking at camera
One Year Older and Still a Dick Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 273)
A funny pink Mother's Day card with white, pink and yellow rounded text that reads Mum You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Deserve the recognition Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 67)
A black birthday card with pastel multicoloured spots surrounding bold slanted white text that reads Shove this card up your arse
Shove this card up your arse Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 140)
A rude greeting card reads Do epic shit
Do epic shit Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 16)
Santa Christmas Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 26)
Random Christmas Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 GBP (MUL 03)
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Festive AF Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP
A lilac congratulations card with the words Well done you massive swot!
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Well Done You Massive Swot Congratulations Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DRO 07)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a pink blouse holding up both hands
Hands up who fancies wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 318)
A Christmas card with a picture of a smiling family all in santa or antler hats
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Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 281)
Love you almost as much as the dog funny Valentines card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 126)
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The World Is Your Oyster Blue Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 08)
A yellow card with a retro style picture of a smiling woman sat at a typewriter
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I Tried Work But It Gave Me A Rash Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DME 61)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling old man standing in a field in just his yellow underwear and holding two big gourds in each hand
Oh my gourd! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 502)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling male patient in an hospital bed
Shit The Bed! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 384)
A Christmas card with a red, green and black text withing the recipient Merry whatever Happy everything else
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Merry Whatever Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DBX 01)
A jet black card with the words ‘Hello you!’ in capitalised pastel rainbow font
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Hello You Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (BOC 12)
A Christmas wrapping paper with a picture of laughing Father Christmas holding up a sign saying Not you dickhead underneath the white text Merry Christmas Everyone!
Merry Christmas Everyone Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 58)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a sarcastic but excited young woman against a blue background. Text above and beside her reads Oh look it's your Birthday. I'm so excited I might just wet myself
Oh look it's your birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 535)
Sick Of This Shit Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 268)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a confused looking Father Christmas holding a list
Pulsating Orgasmatron Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 331)
A Christmas Card with a picture of Father Christmas pointing to camera
Unnecessarily offensive Santa Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 298)
A Christmas card with a 1950s picture of a young woman dressed up with a beard as Santa Claus
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'Tis The Season To Be Naughty Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 251)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling vintage snowmen illustrations against a festive red background
Retro snowman Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 51)
Jet black wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday cunt continuously written over and over again
Happy Birthday Cunt Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 40)
Pissed yourself yet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 207)
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Keep Calm And Have A Tipple Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 37)
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I Need My Fucking Caffeine Keyring
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 14)
A birthday card featuring a 1950s illustration of an excited man arms raised in just his vest and pants. Standing in front of a rainbow starburst he is overlaid with rounded white text that reads Holy fuck! Woke up extra gay today!
Woke up extra gay today Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 146)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a scroll that reads Not you dickhead. Above him white text reads Merry Christmas everyone!
Not you dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 312)
Cheeky Christmas Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 02)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a red dress holding a huge festive turkey
Screw the diet Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 333)
A Christmas card with a 1970s picture of a glamorous woman holding a glass of wine
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Merry Prosecco Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
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Huge Stiffy Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 52)
Bitchy And Judgmental Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 159)
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This Season Go Gay Keyring
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 06)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling young woman against a bold red background
I bought you some wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 518)
A Valentines card featuring a couple of an old couple in their swimsuits on a busy beach
Let's grow old together Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 464)
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It's Almost Creepy Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 373)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two businessmen looking at the camera
Happy Birthday You Massive Cockwomble Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 274)
A bright white card with the words ‘Think happy thoughts’ in capitalised black font
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Think Happy Thoughts Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (BOC 09)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman holding a glass of alcohol and smiling to the camera
Happy Birthday from one drunken lush to another Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 549)
A multipack of 12 x I need alcohol Christmas Cards
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I Need Alcohol Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP
A turquoise postcard with a pink floral pattern in the bottom left corner
A day with arseholes Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 125)
I'm So Excited It's Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 104)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big roast turkey
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Get stuffed Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 297)
A Christmas card with a picture of a teenager dressed in a white 1970s prom tuxedo
Even Wankers Deserve A Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 292)
A Christmas card with a picture of Santa Claus pointing directly to camera
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 232)
A mothers day card with a 1990s picture of a daughter hugging her mother on a park bench
Lovely nursing home Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 220)
A birthday card with a retro image of a smiling female fortune teller looking into her crystal ball
I foresee wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 511)
A Valentines card featuring a romantic sunset beach scene with a silhouetted couple
I Love your stupid face Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 463)
A birthday card with a photo of a 1970s smiling woman in a yellow dress
Young and Fancy Free Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 453)
A funny greeting card with a smiling retro woman
Live Laugh and Fuck off Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 447)
A greeting card with a funny picture of a man in a 1990s shell suit
You're A Twat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 325)
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Mum, It's Time For Wine Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 268)
A very rude birthday card featuring a smart looking couple looking directly to camera. A red banner with white text above them reads Oh look, a cunt
Oh Look! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 551)
A plain red birthday card with black text in a white box that reads Sorry I'm too busy to give a fuck about your birthday but social etiquette requires me to give you a card
Sorry I'm too busy Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 143)
A red greeting card with rounded black and white text reading I love You and your
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I Love You and your Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 78)
A black birthday card with bold pastel multicoloured text that reads Happy birthday dickhead
Dickhead Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 121)
I've Wanked Off In This Card Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 33)
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Polite Notice. No Pokemon Inside This Card Birthday
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (GUM 06)
Let's Spend Loads of Money Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 70)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a couple opening presents
Thanks I hate it Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 304)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a smiling dog and miserable cat
Someone's asked for a lot of Wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 299)
A rude Christmas Card featuring the words fuck off displayed over a wreath
Fuck off Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 296)
A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of a man and woman adorned with lots of Christmas presents
Everything Is Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 287)
Bright white wrapping paper with the words Happy birthday you big gay in capitalised angular rainbow font
Happy Birthday You Big Gay Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 27)
Nothing Says I Love You Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 114)
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You're The Reason Mummy Likes Wine Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
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Prosecco Made Me Do It Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 155)
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Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 35)
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Fuck Bollocks Wank Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 16)
A white badge with bold black rounded text in the middle the reads Full time cunt
Full time cunt Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 327)
Festive Fuckwit Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 225)
Little Shit Boy Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 387)
A funny birthday card with a retro picture of a wise old man in shaman robes looking wise infront of a rainbow starburst
He who is old and wise Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 553)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on one side reads No cunts today please
No Cunts Today Please Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 49)
A black Christmas card with white and rainbow slanted capital letters reading Have a merry LGBTQIABCOHMYGODYASSBITCHYASSXYZ+ Christmas
Merry LGBTQI+ Christmas
£2.75 GBP (RAN 80)
Satisfying shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 70)
A light pink Christmas card with random red, pink, white and green spots surrounding red and green text that reads Have a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 125)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads I cunt spell
I Cunt Spell Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 38)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Crazy cat lady
Crazy Cat Lady Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 04)
Offensive Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 19)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and white snow
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 04)
A Christmas card with a 1950s picture of three smiling women building a snowman
You Vile Old Bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 278)
Pale yellow wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a smiling, well-dressed man and a woman repeated across the entire paper
Hello Yes You The Old One! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 28)
I love my cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 205)
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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Travel Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 34)
Santa Knows You've Been a Knob Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 223)
Do I Look Like I Fly Economy Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 07)
We're An Awesome Couple Valentine's Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 416)
A greeting card with a picture of a very 1980s woman holding a large ghetto blaster
Can It Be The 1980's Again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 377)
A funny birthday card featuring a picture of a serious looking Donald Trump
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Donald Trump I'm Gonna Give You a Card Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 294)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a serious looking man pointing and looking to camera
Let's get a few things straight Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 547)
A funny Mother's Day card with an vintage image of a smiling mum looking to camera and holding open the lid of a casserole pot
What's for tea Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 542)
A retro birthday card with a vintage photo of a smiling old man with grey hair in a white top and pointing. White and light blue rounded text above him reads Happy Birthday grey pubes
Happy birthday grey pubes Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 531)
A dark red Christmas card with just the words Merry Christmas you Nosey Cunt written in very small white capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 79)
Festive fuckwit December Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 66)
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Enormous Piss Up Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 08)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Piss off, I'm busy!
Piss Off, I'm Busy Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 34)
A sunny yellow birthday card with the words Happy birthday wanker in capitalised purple, blue and white chunky font
Happy Birthday Wanker Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 28)
A bright red birthday card with orange, yellow and white rounded letters that reads Still sexy at 60
Still sexy at 60 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 09)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a big truck driving up a frosty road
Gin Delivery Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 284)
A Christmas Card with a picture of a miserable looking Donald Trump
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Merry Christmas Loser Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 19)
Christmas wrapping paper with the repeating image of white circles with black, green and red text inside that reads Santa knows you've been a knob
Santa knows Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 56)
Cheerful red wrapping paper with the words ‘Have a totes amaze balls Christmas’ in capitalised white and green font continuously repeated across the entire paper
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Have A Totes Amazeballs Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 GBP £4.25 GBP (DMW 31)
A black Valentine's Card featuring rounded red and white text that reads You may be a cock hungry cumslut but you're my cock hungry cumslut
Cock hungry cumslut Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 140)
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You Too Can Be A Wanker Keyring
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 12)
Merry Christmas Bum Face Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 265)
A birthday card with a 1980s style colour photograph of a smiling young lady
Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 60)
A birthday card featuring a glamourous african american woman in a swimsuit holding up a pair of sunglasses against a dark pink background
Almost as fabulous as me Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 488)
A funny Birthday card about Boris Johnson and level up
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Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 421)
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You'll Do Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 372)
A funny card, perfect for Father's Day with a retro picture of a smiling Dad holding his smiling son by the jaw. The child says Dad, when i grow up i want to be as funny as you think you are
As funny as you think you are Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 250)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my fanny
Stuck this pen up my fanny Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 61)
You Are The Best Bellend Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 13)
A Christmas card with a red background. White text reads I'll be walking in a winter wankerland
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Wanking In A Winter Wonderland Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 12)
A Christmas card featuring a 1960s picture of Santa Claus looking exasperated against a blue background. Bold white text above reads Merry whatever arsehole
Merry whatever arsehole Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 339)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman in a red blouse against a green background
Alexa, Cancel Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 279)
Christmas wrapping paper with a grey, snowflake background and a picture of a very grumpy looking man with the words ‘Oh look it’s Christmas excuse me while I shit myself with excitement’
Shit Myself Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 46)
A white Valentine's Card featuring rounded red and pink text in the middle that reads I really fucking love you
I really fucking love you Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 141)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a male and female couple, hands raised over their eyes looking at camera
Massive Bellend Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 211)
A card for mums with a pink union jack on and the words ‘Put your feet up mum’ in capitalised, simple white font below a white crown logo
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Put Your Feet Up Mum Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMS 52)
A lavender birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a smiling man in a suit holding up alcohol
Alcohol Will Make It All Better Card
£2.75 GBP (DME 50)
I Hate Pigeons Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 141)
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling man on a retro telephone
Just Called To Call You A C**t Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 408)
Little Shit Girl Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 386)
Turning Into My Mother Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 344)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of dad holding a baby
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My Dad Is Awesome! Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 238)
A bright white card with the words ‘I’d bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven’ in capitalised black and lilac font.
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I'd Bake You A Cake Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (BOC 06)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a serious looking man sitting at a desk next to a World globe. Text above reads Age is just a number. In your case a very big number
Age is Just a Number Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 550)
A light pink Christmas wrapping paper with the red and green text repeated that says Here's a nice jolly festive fuck you
Jolly festive fuck you Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 57)
A birthday card with a modern photo of two young women drinking wine and holding to the camera. One, in a pink dress says You've aged really well. The other replies Thank you, to which she replies I meant the wine
You've aged really well Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 244)
A white Christmas card with a red candy cane border
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I'm Too Cheap To Buy a Christmas Present Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXG 19)
A light purple birthday card with bold red text at the top that reads Congrats! You're. Below are tick boxes next to the following stages of life
Congrats you're Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 132)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Pink and blue and purple text on one side reads Fuck fuck fuckity fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 12)
Random Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£5.99 GBP (MUL 06)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of Father Christmas against a white background
Sold Out
Christmas Can Fuck Right Off Card
£2.75 GBP
A simple orange postcard with rounded capitalised pink text in the middle that reads Take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 142)
And You've Been a Total Shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 100)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of two snowmen models walking against a backdrop of snow and candy canes
Insufferable festive excitement Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 316)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of sacred heart Jesus
Totally Rock The Beard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 271)
A bold pink Valentine’s Day card with the words I’ll fancy you even more if you bring me wine
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I'll Fancy You Even More If You Bring Me Wine Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 58)
Only My Dog Understands Me Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 198)
Play On My Big Organ Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 160)
A lilac coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in a bikini holding a beach ball and looking up into the sky
There It Goes! The Last Fuck I Give Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 76)
A pale yellow striped coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling mum and her two children kissing her cheeks
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OMFG! Get These Things Off Me Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 123)
Happy Fucking Card
£2.75 GBP (DMR 05)
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I Shit Rainbows Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 39)
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Keep Calm And Suck Cock Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 20)
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You Sir Are a Knob Mug
£5.00 GBP £8.75 GBP (DMM 31)
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Champagne Is The Answer Keyring
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 41)
A dark blue badge with rounded white text in the middle that reads Please keep all the stupid people away from me today
Stupid people away from me Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 337)
Christmas full of gin Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 314)
A white badge with rounded lower case green and red text that reads Jingle my balls
Jingle my balls Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 307)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a smiling older man side on looking to camera holding a pint of beer
Is beer involved Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 528)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a hand about to dial a number on an old bakerlite phone. White curved text above and beside the picture reads This is a phone. This is what old people use. Old people like you
This is a phone Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 494)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling blonde woman holding her hands up against a blue background
Hands up who fancies birthday wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 468)
Dogs Are So Much Better Than Kids
£2.75 GBP (DMA 424)
A birthday card with with a 1950s style picture of a housewife leaning out of a window holding a cake
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I've Made A Vegan Birthday Cake Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 379)
A birthday card featuring a picture of a sensational woman lying on the floor next to a leopard
Most Amazing Person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 354)
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You're Simply Magical Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 332)
A birthday card with a photo of a moody looking white cat resting on a pink background
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Fuck You Cat Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 319)
A greeting card with the picture of a happy smiling man
The Man The Myth The Bellend Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 260)
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Mums Kick Ass Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 191)
A red Valentines card with white and orange text that reads Four billion men on this planet and your willy is my favourite
Four billion men Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 147)
Festive AF Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 99)
A white text based Christmas card with black, green and red text
Hope Your Xmas Isn't Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 38)
A Christmas card with a bright rainbow pattern. In the middle is bold white rounded text with a black outline that reads Happy Holigays
Happy Holigays Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 124)
A plain white birthday card with bold black text that reads You're lucky you got a card
Lucky you got a card Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 117)
A dark navy blue birthday card with capital white, blue and yellow text that reads You're never too old to enjoy a good fart
Never too old to enjoy a good fart Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 19)
A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Rainbow coloured text reads Queer as fuck
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Queer as fuck Pen
£1.25 GBP £2.75 GBP (PEN 82)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold black text reads Full time cunt
Full time cunt Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 74)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Off you fuck!
Off you fuck Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 62)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads I work with idiots
I Work With Idiots Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 28)
Jesus Christ It's Christmas Again Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 98)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 132)
A Christmas Card with a retro picture of a sultry woman
Biggest sassy bitch I know Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 305)
A bright blue wrapping paper with a repeated image of a face on rubber chicken across and down the paper
Rubber Chicken Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 50)
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Wanna Bang? Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 183)
A coaster with a retro illustration of a man holding a drink
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Alcohol Will Make It All Better Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 70)
I Love Cock Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 05)
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I'm So Rich Fridge Magnet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMG 81)
Jingle Bollocks Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 242)
I've Jizzed In Your Mince Pies Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 228)
Festive AF Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 226)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling teenager dressed a bright red prom dress
You Big Queen Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 497)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little girl holding a bunch of flowers
From your little shit girl Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 491)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a young girl being presented a birthday cake by both her parents
You little shit Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 454)
A greeting card with a picture of a smiling woman holding a big cake
Thats Right Fatty Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 151)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame. Blue, yellow and white text in front reads Hip hip replacement Happy Birthday Dad
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Hip Hip Replacement Dad Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 393 DAD)
A funny purple Mother's Day card with white, pink and yellow text that reads Thanks Mum! for not selling me to the circus. tbh I probably deserved it.
Selling me to the circus Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 66)
A funny yellow Mother's Day card with white and pink and blue rounded text that reads It must be such an amazing honour to be my Mother
Amazing honour to be my mother Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 63)
A black Valentines card with red and white text that reads My cock Your arse. Who says romance is dead?
My cock your arse Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 150)
A dark red Valentines card with white and light pink text that reads I love you lots and lots and lots and lots and then a little bit more
I Love You Lots and Lots Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 143)
A funny retro birthday card featuring a smiling young woman holding a tennis racket and smiling to the camera
Anyone for Tennis Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 555)
A funny rude birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man looking to camera against an orange background. Big white text above him reads Happy birthday wank face
Happy Birthday Wank Face Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 554)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of a smiling woman pointing up to multicoloured and white text that reads Happy birthday you big tart
Happy Birthday your big tart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 548)
A funny birthday card featuring a 1960s picture of a glamorous African American young woman in a glittery ballgown against a pink background
Happy Birthday princess Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 546)
A funny birthday card with white text in a black box at the top that reads How many times do you have to get up to wee in the night? Below against a yellow background are tick boxes which are detailed
Get up to wee in the night Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 138)
A birthday card with a picture of the night sky with loads of stars overlaid by white rounded text that reads Good friends are like stars. Big round balls of energy belching out hot gasses
Friends are like stars Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 133)
A light blue birthday card with plain black text and tickboxes that reads The sender / recipient of this card has a / is a massive dick
Massive dick Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 120)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love cock
I Love Cock Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 18)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I've stuck this pen up my bum
Stuck This Pen Up My Bum Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 16)
A white ballpoint pen with an orange grip and black ink. Brown text on one side reads I need a poo!
I Need A Poo! Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 14)
A text based Christmas card with a green background and snow
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Wishing You The Merriest Christmas Ever Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 05)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling family looking at camera through a festive wreath
Merry Christmas Wanker Rude
£2.75 GBP (DMX 04)
Christmas wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of Santa with three children and a speech bubble saying ‘Fuck off!’ in capitalised black font. This repeats across the entire paper
Fuck Off Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 43)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling older lady sitting in a chair and talking on the phone
Turned into your mother Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 236)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a wealthy looking woman holding up theatre glasses and looking at camera smiling
Some commoner Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 223)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a stern looking woman in a pink blouse holding one hand up to camera
The whole 29 again routine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 222)
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Fuck Trains (and Buses) Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 33)
Save 82%
You Would Not Believe Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 25)
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Don't Steal My Fucking Mug
£5.00 GBP £8.75 GBP (DMM 32)
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You Big Man Whore Mug
£5.00 GBP £8.75 GBP (DMM 15)
A large lilac card with the words Sorry your're leaving Piss off then
Sorry You're Leaving - Piss Off Then (Large Card)
£4.00 GBP (DML 15)
A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy woman popping her head in the corner of the card
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May Your Birthday Be Filled With Joy *and Wine Card
£2.75 GBP
A rude badge with a blue and pink circular pattern. Lowercase white rounded text with a black outline reads Filthy cum slut
Filthy Cum Slut Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 74)
This Christmas badge features bold white text reading Santa's Little Wanker over a red background
Santa's Little Wanker Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 289)
Merry Fucking Cunty Bollocks Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 266)
Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 224)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman surrounded by birthday colourful balloons
I'm just here for the cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 514)
A birthday card with a picture of Boris Johnson standing at a conference lectern which reads live laugh love
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Live Laugh Love Boris Johnson Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 461)
A blue birthday card with a photo of a pair of young bright yellow ducklings
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Happy ducking Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 458)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a young woman holding a glass of prosecco
Prosecco Princess Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 300)
A greeting card with a picture of an angry Donald Trump
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Donald Trump Hates You Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 256)
A birthday card with a retro picture of an intensely looking businessman in a smart suit and tie
You! The Dick With The Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 215)
A white Valentines card with red and pink text that reads i love you even more than a really satisfying poo
Satisfying poo Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 144)
A Mother's Day card with an excited young 1950's girl looking to camera and shouting. Large pastel multicoloured text above her reads Best Mum ever!
Best Mum ever Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 541)
A plain pale orange greeting card with bold pink text in the middle that reads Seize the day! Underneath smaller white text reads Tomorrow
Seize the day tomorrow Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 141)
A birthday card with the layout of wordle. Text in the grey, yellow and green boxes read Happy birthday to that Wordle freak
Wordle Freak Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 95)
A white greeting card with rounded alternating black and red text surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises
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To you and your Card
£2.75 GBP
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You're doing great Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 68)
A simple white Christmas card featuring bold black, red and green text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this Christmas card
Fuck all inside this Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 109)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads I try not to swear but I cunt
I try not to swear Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 79)
A white ballpoint pen with a white grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I hate everyone
I Hate Everyone Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 35)
A white ballpoint pen with text on one side reads Don't steal my fucking pen!
Don't Steal My Fucking Pen Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 02)
Offensive Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 22)
New Day Same Old Shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 112)
A birthday card with a photo of an old man and woman playing a jigsaw puzzle
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Life after lockdown Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 209)
A coaster with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera
Cunt alert Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 211)
A jet black card with the words ‘You’re gayer than Kylie riding a pink unicorn through Disneyland at Christmas’ written in capitalised, bubble font in an assortment of white and all the colours of the rainbow.
You're Gayer Than Kylie Riding A Pink Unicorn Card
£2.75 GBP (DMR 51)
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I'm Not A Sodding Tourist Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 03)
A card with a picture of a cat sitting up on an old fashioned arm chair
See This Cat - It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Leaving (LARGE CARD)
£4.00 GBP (DML 18)
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Because I'm Beautiful ... That's Why Keyring
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 34)
I used to be a people person Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 138)
A bight red and white Christmas badge with white and green rounded text that reads Merry Christmas everyone! Except you dickhead
Except you dickhead Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 315)
This badge reads Today's advice don't be a dickhead
Please don't be a dickhead Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 293)
A badge reading 8 out of 10 cats think you're a cunt
8 Out Of 10 Cats Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 271)
A rude badge with the text fuckpig
Fuckpig Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 246)
A rainbow patterned badge with bold text in the middle reading Yasss Queen
Yasss Queen Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 231)
A birthday card with a 1960s of an shocked elderly man looking to camera. Above him blue and red capitalised text reads OMG! You're how old
OMG You're how old Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 513)
A black Valentines card with white and pink text that reads I fucking love you and i love fucking you
I fucking love you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 148)
A Valentine's Day card featuring a retro picture of a smiling young man and woman. The woman says I really love you, to which the man replies I love you too! Oh, and I had the most amazing shit this morning!
Amazing shit Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 242)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a sickly sweet girl lying down in a field of flowers looking up and smiling
Not going to give another fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 533)
A white postcard with rounded black and rainbow coloured text that reads Here's to another day of being fucking fabulous
Fucking fabulous Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 131)
Stupid twat August Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 62)
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I'm All For The New Normal Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 30)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and pink text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 129)
A circular pink patterned birthday card with 70's style blue font that reads Oh my fuck you're so old
You're so old Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 116)
A simple white birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Fuck all inside this card
Fuck all inside Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 102)
A colourful greeting card that reads smile and put on your happy pants
Smile and put on your happy pants Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 10)
An LGBT birthday card reads Happy birthgay to you
Happy birthgay to you Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 06)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Hands up who farted
Hands up who farted Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 60)
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Curvy pale yellow text with a black outline reads Filthy cum slut
Filthy Cum Slut Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 54)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink
Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 07)
Mum I'm Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 31)
Nice Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 21)
A black postcard with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top. Below smart white text reads Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. And some are just cunts. William Shakespeare
Shakespeare quote Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 130)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of five children carol singing
Carol singers Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 314)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman wearing a red nightie lying on a chaise lounge
Wake Up Alcohol Turkey Repeat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 265)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture a young woman smiling wearing a winter hat and mittens
Blah Blah Wine Gin Blah Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 264)
A Christmas card with a staged photo of Jesus looking intense with his hands clasped
Jesus Christ, It's Christmas Again! Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 257)
Funny wrapping paper with a picture of a pink rose and above it are the words ‘To a special cunt’ in cursive white font, all in a repeating pattern across the paper
To a special cunt Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 48)
Birthday Wanker Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 25)
Less of an arsehole than most people Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 131)
Even Wankers Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 124)
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Hello, Were You Mis-sold PPI Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 78)
A birthday card featuring a 1960's picture of two men in yellow and brown sweaters looking into the distance
Please don't be a twat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 237)
We think you smell Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 204)
Goodbye Youth Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 139)
That Cake Is Mine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 131)
Ungrateful Children Of Your Own Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 128)
An alternating dark and light pink coaster with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne
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I Think It's Time For Champagne Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 71)
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I Only Work Here For The Bitchy Gossip Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 33)
A coaster with the text that reads Epic Beer Stuff
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Epic Beer Stuff Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 136)
Save 82%
May This Day Be Filled With Joy Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 40)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On? Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 96)
Fuck Off Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 139)
A bright blue badge with lowercase pink text with a white outline that reads Birthday slapper
Birthday Slapper Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 38)
This badge has a pink background and has very tiny text in the middle reading nosey cunt
Nosey C**t Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 286)
A leopard print pattered badge covered with text reading Total Slag
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Total Slag Badge
£2.00 GBP
Enjoy Your Big Christmas Poo Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 267)
Santa Isn't Real Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 181)
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 166)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young women looking to camera without much expression
Available for a night on the wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 517)
Happy Birthday Bestie Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 485)
A Galentine's Day card with a picture of a glamourous woman looking to camera stroking her hair. Red and white rounded text above reads Happy Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another
Galentine's Day from one fantastic bitch to another Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 483)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a smiling woman with dark hair wearing a crown and holding a sceptre. Pink and white curved text above her reads You're my Queen
You're my Queen Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 477)
A birthday card with 1960s picture of a smiling older man with a white box above him
The older I get Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 472)
A greeting card with a retro styled businessman looking down his glasses
Being a Useless Tosser Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 378)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two best female friends
Save 64%
Happy Birthday Bae Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 272)
<br> A funny birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman in a flowery top looking to camera. White text beside her reads The older I get the more everyone can go fuck themselves
The older I get Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 565)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a mum whisking and holding a bowl.
Just anopther day in Mummy paradise Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 249)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a classy looking woman in a fur coat holding a martini glass looking into the distance
You're full of birthday cheer Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 534)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Blue and pink text reads I need wine
I need wine Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 83)
A dark blue postcard with pastel multicoloured text in the middle that reads You are a bloody amazing human being
Amazing human being Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 98)
A bold black birthday card featuring simple white, yellow, blue and pink text in the middle that reads I never knew they made birthday cards especially for stupid cunts
Especially for stupid cunts Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 106)
A funny text based birthday card about doing a big poo
I've done a big poo Card
£2.75 GBP (POP 14)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Black and pink text reads I'm craving dick
I'm craving dick Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 75)
A white ballpoint pen with a orange grip and black ink. Rounded bold black text reads I love anal
I love anal Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 71)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Straight bold black uppercase text reads Sick of this shit
Sick of this shit Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 69)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Winging it!
Winging It! Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 53)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads My fucking pen
My Fucking Pen Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 40)
A white ballpoint pen with a yellow grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Fuck off
Fuck Off Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 30)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Wake up be fabulous repeat
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 26)
Keep Calm And Eat A Mince Pie
£1.15 GBP (DPO 68)
You Would Not Believe Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 35)
A simple salmon pink postcard with bold rounded deep pink text that reads Seize the day and underneath in smaller white text Tomorrow
Seize the day Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 141)
A Christmas postcard with a picture of a miserable looking cat dressed up as Santa Claus
It's that Christmas again Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 119)
A Christmas postcard asking what your elf name is
Elf Name Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 117)
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of two middle aged women in the kitchen with an apron on
All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Card
£2.75 GBP (DMZ 68)
A greetings card with a retro style colour photo of a woman with lovely, curly hair
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I Love Your Hair Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMZ 116)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a big sack of toys
You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 247)
Deep pink wrapping paper with very small capitalised text repeated across and down reading Nosey cunt
Nosey cunt Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 55)
Bright red wrapping paper with a picture of a smiling man in a suit with the words ‘You old bastard’ above him in simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper
You old bastard Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 47)
Dark yellow wrapping paper with the words ‘Hope your birthday isn’t shit’ in capitalised black and red font repeating across the entire paper
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 41)
Farty Bottom Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 106)
A birthday card with a retro picture of two young woman looking at each other. One is saying You're so outrageous and inappropriate. Can we be friends?
Can we be friends Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 224)
A jazzy blue coaster with the words ‘Time for a brew?’ written in red, white and blue capitalised font
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Time For A Brew Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 80)
A dark pink coaster, with the words ‘Totes amaze balls’ in white and blue text
Save 85%
Totes Amazeballs Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 68)
A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling lady, against a dark pink ombre background
You Would Not Believe The Size Of The Fuck Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 61)
A coaster with a rainbow pattern spreading out from the centre. Bold white rounded text with a black boarder reads I'm fabulous so fuck off
I'm fabulous Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 203)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 157)
A jet black card with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser’ in capitalised rainbow font.
Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card
£2.75 GBP (DMR 01)
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Save Water Drink Wine Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 19)
A bright yellow badge with bold rounded deep pink and blue text that reads Never act your age
Never act your age Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 339)
A red, white and green Christmas badge with a black band across the middle. Rounded white text inside the band reads Merry kiss my ass
Merry kiss my ass Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 310)
A bright orange badge with capitalised pink rounded text that reads I take no shit and give no fucks
Take no shit and give no fucks Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 306)
Merry Cunting Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 229)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk
Office wanker Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 496)
A Valentine's Day card with a dramatic posed photo of an old lady fallen down some stairs. Funky text above the image reads I've fallen for you
I've fallen for you Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 484)
A bright blue birthday card dotted with several rubber chickens. Curved white text down the card reads Bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak *That's rubber chicken for happy birthday
Bwak bwak rubber chicken Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 473)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a weather presenter smiling to camera in front of a map
Today's Forecast Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 459)
A funny birthday card with a photo of two old people opening up a greeting card
Give an old person something to live for Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 445)
A birthday card with a picture of pink roses. Fancy white text on the front reads Fuck off.
Fuck Off Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 428)
A Fathers Day card with a retro image of a businessman jumping in the air
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All About Me Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 392)
A birthday card with a fun picture of lots of young millennials sitting on a sofa with party hats
Happy Birthday Wanker Cards
£2.75 GBP (DMA 376)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a sassy looking woman with long hair
Chin Up Dear Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 367)
A greeting card with a picture of a pouting woman with dark hair taking a selfie on her mobile phone
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I Never Get Bored Of Your Selfies Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 241)
Save 82%
Mums, It's How We Roll Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 193)
Save 64%
I Was Wonderful! How Were You? Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (Break 02)
A funny rude birthday card with a flowery patter on a yellow background. Black formal text in a white circle at the front reads Here's your annual reminder that you're fucking ancient
Your annual reminder Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 158)
A funny birthday card with vintage photo of a glamorous woman walking towards the camera. Text in front of her reads Queen of the fucking universe
Queen of the fucking universe Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 566)
A Fathers Day card witrh a rude joke about wiping my arse
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Dad Just Because You Wiped My Arse Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DAD 29)
A black birthday card with a very old painting of thirteen serious looking men all looking towards the viewer surrounded by a white border. White formal text above them reads Who farted?
Who farted Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 155)
A bright yellow greeting card with bold angular lettering covering the card in various shades of red and pink that read You have a cute butt
You have a cute Butt Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 144)
A funny yellow Mother's Day card with pink, purple and blue text that reads You're so amazing Mum I've decided never to move out
Decided never to move out Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 65)
Grumpy Cat Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 178)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted pink bold text with a black outline reads total slag
Total slag Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 68)
A birthday card with the title What's your Birthday name?
Birthday name really old Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 72)
Happy Totally Gay Birthday To You
£2.75 GBP (RAN 40)
An orange birthday card with white text reading birthday checklist in a red banner at the top
Checklist Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 115)
A plain white Birthday card with bold black capitalised text that reads Happy Birthday Let's go wild and put the heating on
Happy Birthday Let's Go Wild Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 111)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Slanted rainbow text reads Yasss Queen
Yasss Queen LGBTQ+ Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 55)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads I've just had an epic poo
I've Just Had An Epic Poo Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 29)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Zero fucks given
Zero Fucks Given Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 20)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink
I Don't Have An Attitude Problem Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 01)
Amazing Honour Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 46)
A random pack of ten badges
Random Badge Multipack x 10 Badges
£5.00 GBP (MUL 41)
A red text based Christmas card with a red candy cane border
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year To Get Shitfaced Card
£2.75 GBP (DXG 12)
A text based Christmas card with a red background and snow
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Christmas Twat In A Santa Hat Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSX 11)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 27)
A white christmas postcard with a drawing of a happy looking Santa Claus with his arms outstretched
Sick of this shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 121)
Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 110)
Miss You Like Fuck Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 106)
You Sir, Are A Cunt Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 103)
Let's Ride The Big Rainbow To Gayland Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 08)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a mother reading a Christmas book to her son in front of a festive tree
Mummy needs a glass of wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 315)
A rude Christmas Card with a picture of a jolly Father Christmas
Another shitty year Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 306)
A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling man holding a mini Christmas tree and presents
Jingle Bollocks Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 277)
A Christmas card with a vintage picture of two model snowmen and candy canes
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Merry Fucking Brexit Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 235)
A black gift wrap with a repeated picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Shakespeare Quote Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 62)
Dark blue wrapping paper with a picture of a jolly Santa holding a sack and above him are the words ‘You’re a massive festive bellend’ in capitalised white font. This repeats across the entire paper
Massive Festive Bellend Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 39)
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You Sexy Hipster Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 75)
I still fancy You funny Valentines card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 130)
How Do You Manage To Be Such A Wonderful Mother? Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 60)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young woman holding a pair of collie dogs
Less humans more dogs Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 228)
Massive slutbag Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 206)
Blow Job You Promised Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 184)
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Booty Call Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 162)
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Buy We Wine and Feed Me Pizza Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 161)
A coaster with a picture of a confused Boris Johnson
Save 85%
Level Up and Get This Drinking Done Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 191)
A coaster with a retro photo of a woman holding a sign reading no cunts today please
No Cunts Today Please Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 189)
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It Must Be True Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 23)
Save 82%
Union Jack Pink Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 06)
Save 82%
Union Jack Blue Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 05)
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I'm So Totes Amazeballs Today Keyring
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMK 40)
A fridge magnet with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background
Please keep all the stupid people away Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 150)
A fridge magnet with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool
Pissed in the pool Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 146)
Stop Staring At My Tits Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 91)
I Love Anal Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 54)
A badge with a close up pattern of pink flowers overlayered with fancy rounded text that reads Fuck off
Fuck off Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 330)
A bright red and blue badge with white slanted text that reads Less humans more dogs
Less humans more dogs Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 324)
A black Christmas badge with white, red and green rounded text reading Festive jumper wanker
Festive jumper wanker Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 308)
This badge features black text reading I don't have the energy for people today on a white hexagon surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern
I don't have the energy for people today Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 290)
Suck My Dick Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 160)
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 120)
A birthday card with a picture of a smiling young dark haired girl wearing a party hat and sitting in front of a birthday cake. White and pink, blue and yellow text reads When life gives you birthday eat cake
Eat cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 525)
A birthday card with a photo of a smiling woman looking at the camera waterskiing
This could be you Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 506)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a cat looking through a heart shaped hole on a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Cat Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 482)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a 1960's smiling man
You old bastard Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 446)
A greeting card with a retro picture of a woman in a large red hat
I used to be a people person Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 443)
A Fathers Day card with a picture of a cool old guy in an floral shirt
Daddy Cool Card for Dad
£2.75 GBP (DMA 438)
A funny greeting card with picture of stylish woman
My Spirit Animal Is Gin Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 383)
A greeting card reads Today's forcase Sunny, with a chance of wine
Sunny With a Chance Of Wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 342)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a smiling man looking at camera
Save 64%
Dad You're A Legend! Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 239)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling old man smoking a pipe
You're Now An Old Fart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 189)
A Fathers Day card about Dad being awesome
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Dad You're Awesome. Keep It Up Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DAD 22)
A greeting card with a retro style colour photo of an older woman standing in front of a flower bush
Audrey Had The Biggest Bush Card
£2.75 GBP (DMZ 35)
A plain white badge with round black text that reads When did I become the same age as old people?
Same Age as Old People Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 343)
A multipack of 12 x Time to get wasted on Jagerbombs Christmas Cards
Time to get wasted on Jagerbombs Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 54)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of two ladies in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Girls Couple Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 83)
A rainbow explosion Christmas card with curvy white text with a black outline
Very Camp Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 81)
Mahoosive twatwaffle November Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 65)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black text on one side reads I love (heart symbol) my dog
I love my dog Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 64)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Bored of this meeting
Bored Of This Meeting Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 21)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. black text on one side reads Huge Bellend
Huge Bellend Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 13)
A vibrant pink card with the words We’ll miss you! For about 5 minutes…
We'll Miss You! Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 58)
I Need A Poo Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 79)
Generic Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 77)
Get Your Shit Together Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 51)
I Love Cock Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 26)
A retro postcard with a kitsch illustration of of a blue kitten with a bonnet and little handbag against a yellow background
Happy whatever Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 134)
I Am Going To Shit On You Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 02)
Wrapping paper with a repeated picture of a cat sitting up in an old fashioned arm chair
See This Cat - Birthday Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 36)
Wrapping paper with a picture of a very grumpy looking cat that has been dressed up in a Santa outfit next to some gifts
See This Cat - Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 34)
Wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a scared woman behind shattered glass with her arms covering her face
OMFG!!! Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 19)
A birthday card featuring three smiling and laughing women holding a telephone and looking at a computer screen
Call was important to us Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 235)
A birthday card with a 1960's picture of a smiling middle ages couple looking to camera
Arsehole with a Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 215)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a woman looking down at a man digging in her garden borders
Poking around in my bush Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 213)
Alexa, Send Wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 164)
I'm Baking You a Gluten Free Vegan Cake Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 111)
A yellow coaster with a retro-style drawing of a smiling woman
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May This Day Be Filled With Joy Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP
A coaster with a retro-style photo of two men in front of a blue background, drinking alcohol
Save 62%
Let's Drink Jagerbombs Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 52)
A coaster with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Shakespeare Quote Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 202)
A bright pink coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman dressed in pinK
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World Peace, Or Failng That Wine Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 129)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A jet black card with the words We’ll miss you!
We'll Miss You (Large Card)
£4.00 GBP (DML 22)
A striped card in alternating shades of pink with a vintage style drawing of an elegant woman drinking champagne
I Think It's Time For Champagne Card
£2.75 GBP (DME 52)
A baby pink birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a dressed up woman looking knowingly at you
How To Get Drunk Properly Card
£2.75 GBP (DME 31)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads Merry whatever arsehole
Merry whatever arsehole Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 334)
This badge features text reading Too fabulous to give a fuck
Too Fabulous To Give A Fuck Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 262)
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Calm The Fuck Down - It's Only Badge
£2.00 GBP
This dark pink badge has a deep red band across the middle in which are white lower case text that reads Fuck me senseless
Fuck Me Senseless Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 140)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 04)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a female call centre operator looking direct to the camera
Your birthday is important to us Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 504)
A Valentine's card with a picture of a smiling dog sticking it's tongue out against a deep red background
Happy Valentine's Day from the Dog Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 481)
A greeting card announcing you can never have enough cats
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You Can Never Have Enough Cats Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
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The Mum The Myth The Legend Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 263)
A square red Christmas card with white text reading 98% cheese
Save 64%
98% Cheese Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DBX 07)
A rich blue Father's Day card with rounded dark blue, white and light blue text in the middle that reads Dad you're one of my favourite parents
One of my favourite parents Card
£2.75 GBP (DAD 60)
A Fathers Day card calling Dad a fucking legend
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Dad You're A Fucking Legend Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DAD 12)
A funny Fathers Day card admiring Dads DIY skills
Save 64%
Dad No One Can Change A Plug As Well As You Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DAD 08)
A funny birthday card featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman posing in red and blue spandex gear. White slanted text which sits in front and behind her reads Happy Birthday bitch
Happy birthday bitch Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 558)
A bright pink badge with bold white rounded text that reads Be more cat.
Be More Cat Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 340)
A white birthday card with bold rainbow coloured text that reads Big gay birthday card surrounded by equally rainbow dots
Big gay birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 145)
A black Valentines card with white, pink and red text that reads We go together like poppers and lube
Poppers and Lube Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 146)
A funny Father's Day card with a retro picture of a smiling father and son both looking to camera. White and dark blue rounded text above and next to them reads Like father like son. That's right, I'm a dick too
Like father like son Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 544)
A funny blue Father's Day card with white, dark blue and pale blue rounded text that reads Dad You really deserve the recognition for how perfect I've turned out
Dad You Deserve the recognition Card
£2.75 GBP (DAD 67)
A birthday card with a 1960s glamorous young woman in an orange ensemble looking away. Smart white and multicoloured text above her reads Failing at life but looking fabulous while I do
Failing at life Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 538)
A greeting card featuring a retro photo of a smiling young man in his graduation cap and gown. White text above and beside him reads Congratulations! You have a first class honours in being a dick
First class honours Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 536)
A very rude funny badge
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 210)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Text on one side reads Alexa, send wine!
Alexa, Send Wine Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 32)
A dark blue badge with white lower case text in the middle that reads why do people keep voting for idiots
Voting for idiots Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 326)
A black badge with multicoloured text reading Do epic shit!
Do Epic Shit Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 285)
A white Valentines card with a small red hard in the middle. Inside this heart tiny text reads I love you! You nosey cunt
Love you nosey cunt Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 92)
A simple red Christmas card with lower case white text aligned to one side
Smell of reindeer poo Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 85)
Enormous wankers September Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 63)
Massive dickheads January Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 55)
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Fuck Off Covid Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 41)
Save 82%
We Can't Celebrate Your Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 21)
A plain white greeting card with plain black text in the middle that reads Fuck cancer
Fuck cancer Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 136)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying sister
Annoying sister Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 127)
A birthday card featuring bold black text in the middle that reads Happy Birthday and surrounded by loads of colourful doodle patterns
Happy doodles Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 114)
Yasss Queen Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 01)
A white ballpoint pen with a blue grip and black ink. Bold blue and pink text reads I hate everyone
I hate everyone Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 73)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I love wanking
I Love Wanking Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 43)
A white ballpoint pen with a green grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads I'm weird, deal with it!
I'm Weird Deal With It Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 39)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Fuck this shit!
Fuck This Shit Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 24)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text on the side reads I love my cats
I Love My Cats Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 23)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip. Black text reads Cunty bollocks
Cunty Bollocks Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 17)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Pink text on one side reads Prosecco princess
Prosecco Princess Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 03)
A bold pink Mother's Day card with rounded white and yellow text in the middle that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic brilliant Mum
Brilliant Mum Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 59)
Slightly less capable version of yourself funny Mother's day card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 53)
Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Girls
£12.50 GBP (MUL 17)
Silly Insults Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 36)
A bright orange card with the words I’m not as fake as my tan in capitalised white, chunky font and an arrow pointing upwards
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I'm Not As Fake As My Tan Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSS 43)
A jazzy pink card with the words Mum you’re the best at necking a bottle of wine quicker than anyone else I know
Save 82%
Mum, You're The Best Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DSS 20)
A purple birthday card with the words Oi dick head! Now I’ve got your attention happy birthday
Oi Dickhead! Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 14)
Good Luck - Not That You Need It You're Awesome! Card
£2.75 GBP (DRO 20)
A light blue new home card with the words Congratulations on the new home and all the junk you’ll fill it with
Congratulations On The New Home Congratulations Card
£2.75 GBP (DRO 13)
Meanwhile In Japan Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 76)
Begins Housework. Thinks About Cock Instead Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 21)
A simple white postcard with a rounded lowercase bold black font in the middle that reads Only give fucks to those that deserve them
Only give fucks Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 140)
A pink postcard with the words Live Laugh Lick My Balls in simple yellow and white capital letters
Live Laugh Lick my balls Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 126)
A bright turquoise birthday card with yellow, pink and white rounded letters that reads Epic icon 80
Epic icon 80 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 11)
A bright purple birthday card with red, blue and white rounded letters that reads Have a Fab 50
Have a fab 50 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 08)
A bold purple birthday card with blue, red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 29 again
You're 29 again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 04)
A Christmas card with a photo of Boris Johnson looking confused against a blue background
Save 82%
Boris Johnson Level Up Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 14)
A Christmas card with a photo of Donald Trump pouting in front of a red background with a snowflake pattern
Christmas Kisses From Donald Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 05)
A birthday wrapping paper with the tiled repeated patter of a smiling middle aged man and above each picture red and blue text reads World's best arsehole
World's best arsehole Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 54)
A wrapping paper with the repeating image of a smiling elderly lady outside using a walking frame
Hip Hip Replacement Gift Wrap x 3 sheets x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 53)
Indigo wrapping paper with a picture of a man dressed extremely brightly from head to toe doing a silly pose and across him are the words ‘You’re a twat’ in capitalised, simple white font. This repeats across the entire paper
You're A Twat Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 44)
Bright white wrapping paper with a cartoon style drawing of Santa gesturing to the words Christmas can fuck right off!
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Christmas Can Fuck Right Off Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP
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Keep Calm And Carry On Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£2.00 GBP £4.25 GBP (DMW 16)
I Could Sit And Stare At My Phone Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 93)
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Wanna Netflix and Chill? Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 86)
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Let's Make Sex Faces Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 70)
A dark pink Valentine’s Day card with the words You had me at let’s shag
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You Had Me At Let's Shag Valentine's Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP
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To My Awesome Valentine Valentines Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 36)
A bright red Valentine's Day card featuring white and orange text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic handsome husband
Handsome husband Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 134)
A pink Valentine's Day card featuring white and red text that reads I love my awesome amazing fantastic gorgeous girlfriend
Gorgeous girlfriend Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 133)
Can we just screw rude Valentines card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 129)
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Not going into the other room to fart funny Valentines card
£2.75 GBP
I could shit rainbows funny Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 127)
Love you almost as much as the cat Valentines card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 125)
Bang You On The Coffee Table Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 123)
Suck My Cock Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 119)
Not Bored Of You Yet Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 117)
Sit On My Face Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 108)
A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling woman looking blissed out as she holds a cup up to her mouth
Cup of wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 240)
A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a young man and woman staring off into the distance
What are we looking at Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 238)
A Mother's Day card with a vintage photo of a young woman loading dishes into a dishwasher in a bright, retro kitchen
Being a Mum would be so exciting Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 230)
A Valentine's Day card with vintage photo of a young man and woman with their faces stuck together
You're stuck with me Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 225)
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of woman in a dressing gown and hair rollers standing next to a taller man in denim work gear with a bright yellow hard hat and holding a toolbox
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Helmet and Toolbox Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP
A red birthday card with a 1960s photo of a young woman praying in a blue blouse
Just a Fart Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 212)
My Family Say I'm The Best Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 194)
A coaster with a 1960s picture of a smiling sarcastic looking woman looking to camera against a blue background
Please keep all the stupid people away Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 213)
A coaster with a 1960's smiling man holding up a sign that says When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 208)
A floral coaster with a white circle and black text reading Bastard buggery bumholes bollocks
Bastard Buggery Bumholes Bollocks Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 199)
coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman taking a turkey out of the oven
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Mums Kick Ass Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 108)
A grey coaster with a retro-style photo of a shirtless man flexing
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Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For The Table Coaster
£1.25 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 106)
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I'm Not Pregnant, Just Fat Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 28)
See This Cat. It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 28)
How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 25)
The Less You Give A Fuck The Happier You'll Be Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 23)
A mug with a retro style photo of a man pointing to a computer with a speech bubble saying ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ and a woman saying ‘Have you tried shoving it up your arse?’
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 14)
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OMFG!! I Need Coffee Mug
£5.00 GBP £8.75 GBP (DMM 13)
Fuck Off Back To Economy Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 01)
A card with a retro-style photo of a man and woman at an office computer
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again (Large Card)
£4.00 GBP (DML 20)
A fridge magnet featuring a retro picture of a smiling woman looking to camera against a red background
Today is a lovely day Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 151)
A fridge magnet with alternating blue and pink lower case text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 148)
A fridge magnet with a retro picture of a smiling man peering around a wooden door and smiling to camera. Bold white text beside him reads Cunt alert
Cunt alert Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 147)
A black fridge magnet with a picture of William Shakespeare with a white border at the top
Some are born great Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 142)
Live Laugh Fuck Off Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 137)
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 133)
See This Cat It Doesn't Give a Fuck About You Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 131)
I Love My Pussy Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 103)
A lilac birthday card with a vintage style drawing of a cheery man in a suit holding up two shots of alcohol
Or We Can Just Get Drunk Card
£2.75 GBP (DME 30)
Fancy A Tit Wank? Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 48)
Santa Says Relax Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 45)
A bright red badge with smart lower case text that reads On the 12th day of Christmas I got fat
12th day of Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 333)
A dark purple badge with rounded multicolour text that reads Bloody amazing human being
Bloody amazing human Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 322)
This badge has the pattern of the progress pride flag
Progress Pride Flag LGBTQ Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 296)
This badge features smart black text reading I'm craving dick on a white circle surrounded by a pink and red floral pattern
I'm craving dick Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 291)
A green badge with white text reading Did I tell you I was vegan?
Did I Tell You I Was Vegan Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 274)
A badge reading Trust me I'm a unicorn
Trust Me I'm A Unicorn Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 252)
A white badge with text reading Don't blame me I voted remain
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 212)
Gayer Than Kylie Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 205)
I Need A Poo Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 204)
Where's My Present Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 156)
This badge has a red outline to a white 50 pence piece shape. Simple black text in the middle reads 50p a snog
50p A Snog Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 150)
Keep Calm And Suck Cock Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 130)
Go Fuck Yourself! Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 112)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling woman looking to camera on the phone
Shall we go out and get drunk Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 527)
A birthday card with a 1960s photo of an exasperated Mother with her fingers in her ears
Mum! Mum! Mum! Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 505)
A birthday card with a retro picture of a sweet looking little boy holding an ice cream cone
From your little shit boy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 492)
A mothers day card with a retro picture of a smiling woman in a pastel shirt with her hands up looking at camera
Mums who fancy a wine Mothers Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 478)
Thanks For Washing My Dirty Undies Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 430)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a woman in a red top calling to camera
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Fuckface! Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 420)
Flowers From The Garage Day Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 412)
A greeting card with a picture of a 1960s woman blowing a streamer surrounded by balloons
Let's Celebrate Another Day Without Wankers Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 411)
A funny birthday card with two retro women in leotards and ankle warmers
As Amazing As Me Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 396)
A birthday card with a picture of a naked old man on a beach holding a big yellow sign
With Age Comes Wisdom Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 351)
A birthday card with lots of cats covering the front
Happy Birthday From All Your Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 313)
A gay birthday card with a 1950s picture of a man looking to camera
Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 28)
A Fathers Day card with a retro picture of a man on a tractor
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Dads Kick Ass Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMA 205)
A Fathers Day card wishing it's less of a let down
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Less Of A Let Down Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DAD 42)
A funny Fathers Day card with the text You're an amazeballs Dad
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You're An Amazeballs Dad Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DAD 33)
A Fathers Day card with text reading Dads you're fucking fantastic
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Dad You're Fucking Fantastic Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DAD 10)
A funny birthday card with a vintage photo of four young women walking along a beach in swimsuits. One of them asks Which one of us is the bad influence?
Bad influence Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 254)
A funny birthday card with a retro photo of an excited woman holding her hands to her head against a blue background
I'm so excited it's your Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 556)
Nice big card suitable for a group leaving card. A black card with multicoloured whimsical text that reads Your new workmates won't be as amazing as us
Your new workmates (Large Card)
£4.00 GBP (DML 24)
A plain white coaster with bold black and red capitalised text that reads I've just jizzed in your tea
Jizzed in your tea Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 240)
A very rude white badge with a red border and bold black text that reads Cunt alert
Cunt alert Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 352)
Mahoosive twatwaffle May Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 59)
A Fathers Day card about farting a lot
Dad you could make farting a national sport Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 50)
A white greeting card with a pattern of watercolour flowers at the bottom
Sorry If I Hurt Your Feelings Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 42)
Miss You Like Fuck Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 17)
A bold rainbow patterned birthday card multicoloured rainbow text surrounded by a big white border that reads Make birthdays fabulous again
Make birthdays fabulous again Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 131)
A plain white birthday card with bold black and blue text that reads Shit birthday card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 128)
A white thank you card with rounded multicoloured text that reads Thank you lots & lots
Thank you lots and lots Thank You Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 123)
A greeting card, perfect for weddings featuring a rainbow stardust and in front bold white text that reads Mr & Mr
Mr and Mr Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 112)
Pretty Fucking Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 05)
A funny birthday card suitable for an annoying sister
Even annoying sisters deserve a Birthday card
£2.75 GBP (POP 02)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text reads Could have been an email
Could have been an email Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 84)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Bold purple text one side Best employee ever!
Best employee ever! Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 72)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black curvy text on one side reads Pen clicking cunt
Pen Clicking Cunt Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 59)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Bold black and red capital letters read I hate people
I hate people Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 58)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink. Black typewriter text reads Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 06)
Mum You're One Of My Favourite Parents Mother's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 32)
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You've Got This Mum Thing Sorted Mother's Day Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (MUM 30)
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Mum You're Bloody Fantastic Mothers Day Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (MUM 10)
Gumdrop Everyday Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 25)
A Fathers Day comparing Dad to Chuck Norris
Dad, You're Almost As Cool As Chuck Norris Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 27)
Think Happy Things Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 88)
Wake Up Be Fabulous Repeat Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 86)
Blah Blah Hello Blah Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 56)
Robot Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 53)
You're Gayer Than Kylie Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 45)
Hello! Bonjour! Hola! Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 31)
A Christmas postcard with a white splashed pattern against a red background
Jizzed in your mince pies Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 120)
Inspirational Quote Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 116)
Festive red wrapping paper with a vintage style drawing of a jolly Santa and the words Merry fucking Christmas
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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP
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I Love Your Ironic Facial Hair Valentines Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMV 66)
A Father's Day card featuring a 1960s picture of an older man lounging in a hammock
Being a Dad is so exhausting Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 233)
Let's get this party started Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 203)
Checking Out Your Package Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 185)
A funny Fathers Day card about playing golf
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I Hate Golf Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMU 174)
I'm Not Insulting You Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 151)
I'm Getting Wasted Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 142)
A keep calm style Fathers Day card about putting your feet up
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Put Your Feet Up Dad Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMS 65)
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Shut Up And Deal With It Wallet
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMO 12)
Polite Notice - Nobody Cares About Your Drama Mug
£8.75 GBP (DMM 24)
An alternating dark and light pink greeting card with a retro-style drawing of a woman sipping champagne
I Think It's Time For Champagne (Large Card)
£4.00 GBP (DML 09)
Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 40)
Gay Mafia Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 35)
A red badge with rounded white lower case text that reads When people say I'm rude I simply tell the cunts to go fuck themselves
When people say I'm rude Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 299)
This bright yellow badge has lowercase rounded text that reads Cabin crew Queen in red, pink and purple
Cabin Crew Queen Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 20)
You Big Twunt Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 114)
I Love My Penis Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 108)
Knob Jockey Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 09)
A greeting Card with a retro photo of a smiling man in a suit walking down a street with a large sandwich board that reads Dads are the best!
Dad's are the best Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 507)
A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a bored looking young girl with hear head in her hand
Can't Be Fucked Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 407)
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 308)
A plain dark blue birthday card with white, blue, yellow and pink simple text that reads I bet out of all the bastard birthday cards you get today you big tosser that this one is the fucking rudest
Fucking rudest birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 157)
A birthday with a retro photo of an elderly couple loading golf clubs into their car boot. He says Ouch! My back is stiff to which she replies It's the only thing that is these days
My back is stiff Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 257)
A funny birthday card with a 1960's photo of two young women talking closely to each other. One asks Whose birthday is it? to which the other replies Fuck knows I'm wasted
Whose birthday is it Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 256)
A funny birthday card with a modern picture of two smiling pensions looking to camera on a bus. White and yellow text above reads Congratulations You're one year closer to a free bus pass
Free bus pass Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 564)
A funny pink birthday card with a 1960s woman dressed as a chef smiling and looking to camera. White text above and beside her reads I love to cook with wine and sometimes I'll even add it to the food
Cook with wine Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 561)
A coaster with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit
Here's to another day Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 225)
An LGBTQ+ coaster with the intersex progress pride flag banner
Intersex progress pride flag Coaster
£3.25 GBP (DMT 224)
A fridge magnet with a retro picture of an a bored looking girl looking into the middle distance. White rounded text above her reads Here's to another day of dealing with everyone's shit
Here's to another day of dealing Fridge Magnet
£2.75 GBP (DMG 154)
A bright pink coaster with the words ‘Mother knows best!’ in blue, yellow and white 3D, doodling style font
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Mother Knows Best Coaster
£0.50 GBP £3.25 GBP (DMT 101)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black rounded text reads Fresh out of fucks
Fresh out of fucks Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 89)
A funny salmon pink badge with magenta and white elegant text that reads Seize the day tomorrow
Seize the day tomorrow Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 360)
A bright yellow badge with bold square capital letters that read Not dead yet.
Not dead yet Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 350)
A bright red badge with black text in a white boxes that reads Pro8ud to be woke
Proud To Be Woke Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 342)
A gay birthday card featuring a picture of a unicorn with a rainbow coloured mane and horn riding over a big rainbow in space. Bold white text above reads Yes, you're this gay
Yes, you're this gay Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 153)
A red Valentines card with pink and white text that doesn't fit on the card that reads I love youso much it can't even fit on this card
Love you so much Valentine's Day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 149)
A rainbow Valentines card with white text that reads Happy Valentine's Gay
Happy Valentine's Gay Card
£2.75 GBP (DMV 145)
A funny card, perfect for Mother's Day with a retro picture of a young girl playing at a piano while her mother looks on and the father sits in the background
How is my recital Mummy Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 248)
A multipack of 12 x This Christmas it's time for Champagne
It's Time for Champagne Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 55)
A multipack of 12 x Have a Jolly Fabulous Christmas
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Have a Jolly Fabulous Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP
A multipack for 6 Christmas cards in the shout! range.
Shout! Card Pack of 6 Multipack
£3.49 GBP (MUL 50)
A greeting card with a serious middle aged man in a suit staring intensely to camera. Dark blue and red text in a white box above him reads Don't make me give you the birthday stare
Don't make me give you the birthday stare Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 540)
A greeting card with a smiling autumnal looking woman looking to camera and eating an apple. White rounded text above her reads An apple a day is very satisfying when thrown at stupid people
An apple a day Card
£2.75 GBP (DMA 539)
Happy Birthday To My Gay Best Friend Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 32)
Hip Hip Hooray Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 32)
40% Gin 60% Sass 100% Unicorn Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 29)
A birthday card with a 1970s picture of a woman smiling using an exercising bike
I hate exercising Card
£2.75 GBP (DMU 214)
Fuck Work Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 23)
Fancy A Snog This Badge
£2.00 GBP (DMD 102)
Total Slag Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 115)
A bold white greeting card with a a bold colourful rainbow with bold rounded text underneath that reads Happy Pride
Happy Pride LGBTQ+ Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 96)
A red Valentines card with white and orange rounded lowercase text reading Live laugh Lick my balls
Live Laugh Lick my Balls Valentines Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 93)
A Christmas card with a cute cartoon of a guy and a girl in festive knitted jumpers
Cute Couple Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 84)
A white greeting card with rounded green and red text wishing Merry Christmas to you and your
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Merry Christmas to you and your Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (RAN 77)
Huge knobhead October Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 64)
A Massive dickhead July Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 61)
Huge knobhead April Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 58)
A plain white Christmas card with bold black, red and green text that reads Shit Christmas card perfect for an annoying brother
Annoying brother shit Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 126)
A dark blue Christmas card featuring rounded white, red and green text that reads I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've still got a Christmas card
Lost money on crypto Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 107)
A black birthday card featuring bold angular multicoloured rainbow letter that read Wishing you an absolutely amazing birthday
Absolutely amazing Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 101)
Fabulous Gayness Card
£2.75 GBP (RAN 04)
A funny birthday card suitable for a stupid brother
Even stupid brothers deserve a Birthday card
£2.75 GBP (POP 01)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text reads Fuck off back to economy
Fuck off back to economy Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 81)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Alternating deep red and blue text reads Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck off
Fuck this Fuck that Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 70)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Bold rounded black uppercase text along one side reads I take no shit
I take no shit Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 65)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads Do epic shit!
Do Epic Shit Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 51)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Black text on one side reads TikTok Twat
TikTok Twat Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 47)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text on one side reads Big Gay Pen
Big Gay Pen Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 45)
A white ballpoint pen with a purple grip and black ink. Purple text on one side reads Not a morning person
Not A Morning Person Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 36)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink. Text reads Warning! This pen is fucking rude
Warning! This Pen Is Fucking Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 33)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Text on one side reads What can I fuck up today?
What Can I Fuck Up Today? Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 27)
A white ballpoint pen with a red grip and black ink
Today's Mood Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 25)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark red grip and black ink. Red text on one side reads Everyone can fuck right off
Everyone Can Fuck Right Off Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 19)
A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink
Fuck Work Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 15)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink
Today Is A Lovely Day For You To Fuck Off Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 11)
A white ballpoint pen with a dark blue grip and black ink
Don't Blame Me I Voted Remain Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 09)
A white ballpoint pen with a pink grip and black ink. Rainbow text reads I shit rainbows.
I Shit Rainbows Pen
£2.75 GBP (PEN 08)
Mums good looks funny Mother's day card
£2.75 GBP (MUM 52)
I'm such a dick Card for Mum
£2.75 GBP (MUM 51)
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Mum You're The Best Dad Mothers Day Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (MUM 47)
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Totes Amazeballs Christmas Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP
Wanking in a Winter Wonderland Clearance Pack x 12 Cards
£5.99 GBP (MUL 42)
Cards With Fuck On Card Pack of 10 Multipack
£12.50 GBP (MUL 11)
Fabulous Everyday Card Pack of 10 Multipack For Guys
£12.50 GBP (MUL 09)
Happy Entitled Millennial Snowflake Birthday birthday Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 30)
If This Card Offends You Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 28)
Birthdays Are A Load Of Old Shit Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 26)
I Don't Have an Attitude Problem You Stupid Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 24)
Eye Spy With My Little Eye Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 14)
National Dickhead Awareness Day Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 11)
Happy Bday Knob Head Card
£2.75 GBP (GUM 08)
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Wanna Netflix and Chill Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (GUM 01)
A Christmas card with a vintage illustration of a jolly looking Santa
Santa Loves Everyone, Even Wankers Card
£2.75 GBP (DXX 24)
A text based Christmas card with a red and green candy cane border
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Can't Even Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DXG 22)
A sunny yellow birthday card with the words Here’s to another year of too much alcohol and lack of dignity
Too Much Alcohol And Lack Of Dignity Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 82)
A cream coloured birthday card with the words Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend
Happy Birthday To My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 70)
A dark purple card with the words May your birthday be filled with epic awesomeness
May Your Birthday Be Filled With Epic Awesomeness Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 68)
A bright yellow card with the words A big thank you. It's so big it won't even fit on this card
A BIG Thank You Card
£2.75 GBP (DSS 59)
A bold pink engagement card with the words You’ve only got engaged!
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You've Only Got Engaged! Wedding Card
£1.00 GBP £2.75 GBP (DRO 24)
Coffee Keeps Me Going Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 87)
Complete Tosser Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 81)
Holiday Photo Vintage Effect Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 75)
I'll Have A Mocha Choca Latte Soya Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 74)
Complete Wanker On Board Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 64)
Who Farted Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 54)
Fancy A Curry? Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 44)
Minge Fanny Flange... Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 34)
Dick Prick Pecker... Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 33)
Fuck Bollocks Wank... Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 32)
OMG! WTF! LOl! Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 22)
Save Water Drink Champagne Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 15)
A deep red postcard with angled bold black text in white boxes that reads Guardian reading tofu eating wokerati
Tofu eating wokerati Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 135)
A rude bright yellow postcard with alternating deep pink and blue rounded text that reads Here's a nice bright cheerful fuck you
Nice bright cheerful fuck you Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 129)
A pink rude postcard with the words nosey cunt in tiny capital letters in the middle
Nosey Cunt Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 123)
Couldn't give a fuck about your drama Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 114)
Satisfying Shit Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 113)
Favourite Swear word Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 111)
Live Laugh Love And Fuck Off Postcard
£1.15 GBP (DPO 102)
A bright yellow birthday card with pink, purple and white rounded letters that reads Super duper 70
Super duper 70 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 10)
A bright yellow birthday card with blue, red, purple and white rounded letters that read Wow! You're 39 again
You're 39 again Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 06)
A bright turquoise birthday card with red, yellow and white rounded letters that read Look who's 21
Look who's 21 Card
£2.75 GBP (DMY 03)
A funny Christmas Card with a 1960s picture of a woman dressed as an elf
I'm dreaming of shite Card
£2.75 GBP (DMX 295)
A Christmas card with a retro picture of a group of young carol singers
Save 82%
We Wish You a Merry Brexit Card
£0.50 GBP £2.75 GBP (DMX 234)
LGBTQ+ wrapping paper with the progress pride flag repeated top to bottom and side to side
Progress Pride Flag Gift Wrap x 3 Sheets
£4.25 GBP (DMW 61)
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